Write a Fashion Police Caption for Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey attends the InStyle and Warner Bros 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party on January 13, 2013. Credit: Lester Cohen/WireImage

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Lana Del Rey. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.