Write a Fashion Police Caption for Madonna

Madonna poses backstage at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards on March 16, 2013 in New York City. Credit: Larry Busacca/Getty Images

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of music superstar Madonna. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.