Write a Fashion Police Caption for Tyson Beckford

Tyson Beckford attends The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute gala benefit, "Punk: Chaos to Couture", on Monday, May 6, 2013 in New York. Credit: Evan Agostini/Invision/AP

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Tyson Beckford. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.