"It's not been going great," comedienne Heather McDonald said during a recent visit to Us Weekly's NYC offices. "The other night, I went to bed -- because I'm a respectable mother -- and they convinced the [concierge] to give them a key. So when I was sleeping, I thought someone was trying to come in and rape me."
The Chelsea Lately writer added that she doesn't often retaliate with tricks of her own. "They are definitely more the instigators," McDonald, 41, told Us. "I always seem to be the victim."
"It's going to relate to working on Chelsea Lately and being one of the few female stand-up comediennes who's also married and a mother," she explained. "I have a very inappropriate work life mixed in with my kids going to Catholic school."
For more anecdotes from McDonald's hilarious life on the road with Handler, watch the video (above).