Get pumped! The explosive first trailer for season 5 of Vanderpump Rules dropped on Monday, September 26. In the jaw-dropping clip above, the SURvers serve up plenty of fights and shed many tears as stars Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz gear up for their long-awaited wedding.

In between shots of Katie and Schwartz’s big day — in which Lisa Vanderpump officiates! — we see the crew head down to New Orleans for the couple’s joint bachelor and bachelorette party.

While the trip was intended to celebrate the pair’s walk down the aisle, it seems as though the Southern getaway inspired only the worst in their relationship. In one particularly tense moment, Katie, 29, hits below the belt and claims that her man’s “d--k doesn’t work.” Later on, Schwartz, 32, heatedly declares, “I’m not marrying her!”

Aside from TomKat 2.0’s premarital friction, another #PumpRules pair appears to be at odds: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright. After lambasting his girlfriend for “sitting on the couch for a year while [he took] care of [her],” Jax later admits, “I don’t think things are going well for us anymore.”

Oh, but let’s not forget that the 37-year-old’s epiphany comes after he apparently spread a scandalous, reputation-threatening rumor about Brittany, 27. Such. A. Gentleman.

The other cast members are delivering major drama as well. Kristen Doute accuses Lala Kent of sleeping with a married man. Vanderpump, 56, tells James Kennedy, "You're turning into an a--hole before my very eyes,” and Scheana Marie Shay loudly exclaims that she doesn't "give a f--k about anyone other" than herself as she walks out on what looks like a very hostile brunch.

Watch the teaser above. Vanderpump Rules returns to Bravo for its fifth season Monday, November 7, at 9 p.m. ET.

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