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Paris Bit By Monkey. Insert Monkey-Spanking Joke Here.
Friday August 11, 2006
Friday August 11, 2006
WENN
**Paris Hilton**'s pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit her on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were "playing," TMZ reports. At 3 a.m. the heiress phoned her long-suffering publicist, Elliot Mintz, who drove her to the emergency room where she was examined by a doctor, given a tetanus shot and released.
Sources tell Us that Paris later broke up with Baby Luv via BlackBerry. No word on whether the animal caught anything from Paris.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 5:21 pm ET
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419 Comments
1:41 AM
logan Says:
6:31 PM
hi Says:
I like paris she's pretty!
1:25 AM
Sophie Says:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:42 AM
Fat ass bitch Says:
I like its name
2:22 AM
kat Says:
god that poor monkey!!!
10:52 PM
anna Says:
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:52 PM
NO NAME Says:
SPANK THE MONKEY PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!
7:42 PM
Rickey 2 Says:
Aww I bet the monkey was a virgen untill he saw her
7:18 PM
HeAtHeR Says:
Monkeys really do eat poop!!
6:21 PM
Whatever Says:
I hope this critter bites Paris where the sun doesn't shine!
5:56 PM
o0Dance0o Says:
and paris isn't even pretty.
5:55 PM
o0Dance0o Says:
i literally laughed when that one person said paris helps her with her algebra. wow. you put it in words i couldnt, Ginapiper1. nice job.
5:32 PM
Jessie Says:
Did the monket get a tetanus shot?
3:11 PM
Angelina Says:
i feel bad for the monkey
3:01 PM
Victoria Says:
To the 1:33 p.m. poster (probably a few days ago - early on the board) - a kinkajou is not a monkey. It's actually related to the raccoon family, and is sometimes called a "sugar bear."
10:59 PM
sarah Says:
Lyn Henri, the only way to get rid of the spoild brat, is to stop talking about her, stop buy mags that feature her in them.... do you think anyone (and im including the people who dont like her) would be willing to do that. As long as her image makes money for other she will alway be around, and she does not have to be liked for her image to sell. Someone does need to inform the child that wild animals not make good pets, she deserved the bite.
9:41 PM
twin02 Says:
GINAPIPER, she is not that stupid she is a little wierd at times but the press wants her to act that way! Trust me behind the camera and gossip she is really smart!
Dude she helps me w/ my algebra and stuff like that!
and it's not like u have never had $ex unless ur a kid! but she is a grown woman. It's not her fault she was grown into the camera life it's her dads and thats all she knows! Its also not her fault paparazzi follows her everywhere!
it's not like she wanted people to c her have $ex it is the papparzzi for following her around!! she's really and awesome person!!
9:31 PM
♥ Says:
maybe paris shouldn't have wild animals as pets, boy she is dumb
9:12 PM
GINAPIPER1 Says:
OMG. PARIS AGAIN. IS EVERYONE AS TOTALLY FED UP, NAUSEOUS, DIGUSTED, AND SKEEVED OUT BY THIS 'TARDED "HEIRESS" AS I AM. ENOUGH ALREADY. SHE GETS WAY TOO MUCH PRESS FOR LITERALLY NOTHING. SHE IS JUST A SKEEZER WHO CHANGES BOYFRIENDS AND FIANCEES AND OFTEN AS SHE CHANGES HER PADDED BRA. SHE IS FAKE. HER NATURAL EYE COLOR IS BROWN, PEOPLE. HER HAIR IS SHORT AND SHE IS DUMBER THAN JESSICA SIMPSON. WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS OVER THIS CREATURE?
MAYBE THEY SHOULD SEND OVER TO IRAQ TO LIVE FOREVER. THEY CAN HAVE HER.
NICKY HILTON IS ALRIGHT, I CAN DEAL WITH HER, SHE'S NOT ALL IN YOUR FACE AND ON TV 8 BAZILLION TIMES A DAY. TOO MUCH PARIS IS JUST OVERKILL. KEEP HER OUT OFF THE TV AND OUT OF MAGS FOR LIKE 10 YEARS!!
8:56 PM
Lyn Henri Says:
I'll ask the question again, but with better timing:
Can we please get rid of this spoiled brat
who's living a wasted life and has no heart and no soul in her so-called singing?
8:54 PM
Lyn Henri Says:
Can we please get rid of this spolied brat?
8:08 PM
ClassyKimmie Says:
Does this discust anyone else? Those poor animals are not meant to be pets, Paris treats all her animals like accessories, a living breathing animal is not an accessory. I feel sorry for any animal that crosses that witches path.
7:44 PM
gata Says:
awwww poor parasite!!!
6:01 PM
Angelina Says:
Paris is so odd. god dosnt she have enogh animals??????
3:49 PM
Susie Says:
She shouldn't even have that thing for a pet. Can you say "drunk and messing with a wild animal"?
4:53 AM
sarah Says:
Well at least she keeps her furs alive, she could be waring them on her back instead of on her arm.
2:06 AM
shellK Says:
hopefully Baby Luv got shots too. God only knows what he or she could have caught.
1:41 AM
Teri Says:
the girl is dumb for having a wild animal and also she was living off mommy and daddy's money before she started her own career. They should have just kicked her to the curb and let her see how the rest of america lives
12:17 AM
twin02 Says:
I think she is really pretty! but wut's up w/ her giving Tinkerbell away! the poor animals need a good loving home to stay in! but i still think paris is pretty and i wouldn't mind being her
besides she has only $lept w/ 2 or3 men in her entire life!!!!!!!!
Trust me i know her!!!
9:08 PM
Gigi Says:
I hope they tested that poor animal for rabies when he bit her. I hope he didnt catch anything from her. hehehe
