RADE: Meet the newest professor at Hogwarts.
WOLF: Call Batman! Joker’s on the loose.
CAMPBELL: Hopefully, it’s a disappearing act.
SCIUTTO: Coming home from gospel choir practice.
KEMBLE: Is she now singing backup for Prince?

CAMPBELL: Siegfried’s mistress.
ROSE: So that’s what happened to her kinkajou!
KEMBLE: Arrested for another DUI: Dressing Under the Influence.
RADE: As usual, Paris is dressed and ready for a catfight.
AHERN: The only thing that could make this dress worse is if she started singing.
NOVIK: On the set of The Simple Life 5: Joining the Circus.

DONOHUE: I believe the pilgrims wore something very similar.
KEMBLE: Olive Oyl seems to have lost Popeye.
WOLF: Ruffles are for potato chips.
BRICKLEY: Friends don’t let friends dress like this.
RADE: Rolled out of bed and right into her pillowcase.
SCIUTTO: So bad she makes us want to Scream.

SCIUTTO: Cute dress — if you’re celebrating your 6th birthday!
ROSE: She needs to brush up on the Laws of Attraction.
DONOHUE: Hey, look! Her marching band outfit still fits.
BRICKLEY: Introducing Star Wars’ Queen Amidala’s long-lost sister.
WOLF: Parker chose this outfit to wear to her first day of class at Peter
Pan Academy.

RADE: I guess this is what they call a falling Star.
ROSE: The View’s bad from every angle.
DONOHUE: She moonlights as a Moroccan belly dancer.
AHERN: Star, I’ll rake those leaves off your dress for $10.
SCIUTTO: Borrowed Wonder Woman’s belt for the event.
WOLF: So what did it look like before Barbara Walters got her hands on it?

WOLF: After a quickie with Freddy Krueger, Brittany quickly duct-taped all the tears in her dress.
CAMPBELL: I hope her Little Black Book includes a new stylist.
KEMBLE: Tinkerbell goes goth.
AHERN: Did she accidentally leave this dress on the grill?
ROSE: Clueless, once again.
DONOHUE: On her way to tryouts for Dancing With the Stars?