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Orange You Glad Excessive Bronzing Isn't Lethal?
Friday September 22, 2006

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Posted by Henry Seltzer at 12:23 pm ET Permanent Link | 85 Comments
Categories: Posh | Stephen Baldwin | Victoria Beckham

85 Comments

7:30 AM Victoria Says:

Victoria Beckham was on "The Daily Show" a year or two ago and was SO rude to Jon Stewart - on HIS show! It was actually pretty funny. "Baby" Spice was there with her, and she was initially embarrassed at Posh's behavior, but when Jon Stewart stopped being polite and just SLAMMED Posh verbally (in a very funny way), Baby was cracking up. I haven't had any use for Posh since then. I recently saw a side-by-side comparison of a photo of her with a photo of her wax figure that's at Madame Tussaud's in London, and you truly could not tell which was which.

As far as Stephen Baldwin goes, he's such an pompous, self-righteous idiot that over-oranging (I refuse to call this color "tan") is the least of his worries.

My son loved baby food sweet potatoes when he was tiny, and his nose started turning this exact shade of orange! Maybe they both need to lay off the beta carotenes!

And to Stacie - size 12 is nowhere close to fat. Ignore the morons.

11:38 PM Anonymous Says:

He looks constipated. Isn't there medicine for that? Forget the tan. That's the least of his concerns....yuck

12:21 AM Jo Jo Says:

Posh needs to detox the orange. They are both really over the top with the stuff.

9:26 PM Anonymous Says:

Why the hell does Baldwin (all of them, actually) always look like he is farting??? Straight up nasty

7:34 PM Stacie Says:

Thanks for the back up deimos! I was actually working for a few and didn't catch that. made me laugh though that this person actaully thought I would be upset. Whatever. Some people have nothing better to do than insult anyone on a blog. How pathetic is that???

5:29 PM alg Says:

Holy schnikies, he is ugly!

5:01 PM Anonymous Says:

Why do all the Baldwin Brothers look so bloated?

4:38 PM Kate Says:

LOL, XENU! Paris is sharpening her claws to jump on Harry as we speak. What a man-stealing HO!

4:37 PM Perry Says:

LOL XENU

4:37 PM Ataladra Says:

I had given her too much credit... she goes into my ho list again.. hahaha she made a fool of herself again..but i always had said this about paris and i'm adding l.ho to it.. who in the world would take any of this girls seriously...???

4:36 PM Nadine Says:

Hi Kate... :)

4:35 PM XENU Says:

I am sure that old Beef Curtains Hilton will be taking up with Harry in no time.

He better shrink wrap his little pee pee if he is going to play with Paris.

4:34 PM Kate Says:

Gotta feel sorry for Lohan, she has issues. Hi Deimos, Nadine, the crew...LOL.

4:29 PM Nadine Says:

yep, harry thought Llohan was too much of a drama queen!!

4:27 PM Jenna A. Says:

BREAKING NEWS LINDSAY LOHAN AND HARRY MORTON BROKE UP AFTER 3 MONTHS OF DATING!ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE AND THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

4:26 PM Perry Says:

Ataladra - really? that man needs to stop exploiting his daughters! Not that I am any kind of fan of either of them (both really talentless), but seriously! Guess he wants to open the next Hooters?

4:19 PM Ataladra Says:

sorry They weren't let me post this so i did it twice my bad...
but, Do i need to say anything on this...???
this guy is sick sick sick...

4:17 PM Ataladra Says:

Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson, will cheapen his daughter's image even more by opening a chain of restaurants based on the character she played in the Dukes of Hazzard remake. The restaurant chain will be called Daisy Duke's and feature waitresses dressed like %$#@&* serving barbecue.

4:15 PM Ataladra Says:

4:11 PM Perry Says:

School is out, so I am sure the "haters" should be making their grand entrance soon

4:02 PM Nadine Says:

Hi Lisa Lisa... :) careful with naming us, you are gonna wake up all the haters!!! mais bon, c'est la vie!!

4:00 PM Lisa^Lisa Says:

Hi Nadine, Xenu, Stephi, Ataladra, witchywoman, and deimos, even tho im talking to you right now ;)

3:58 PM XENU Says:

I DEMAND A TOM CRUISE, KATIE HOLMES OR SURI BLOG!!!!

Good day,
XENU

3:56 PM XENU Says:

P.S.

And you are BROKE from paying for all the "audits." Then they kill you.

Good day,
XENU

3:56 PM Nadine Says:

Good day to you too XENU, you are a riot!!! speaking of riot, where is PP??

3:54 PM XENU Says:

Nadine... For your information.

In the lower levels of auditing, an auditor guides the preclear, using an
E-meter, to areas of trauma or difficulty. By talking about these personal
difficulties, some people feel some relief from painful memories. The
preclear's personal reality is important in this auditing. Whatever is true
for the preclear is what is addressed.

Everytime you do an audit you have to pay for it and they keep recommending audits until you are at the highest level you can be which basically means no stress, no worries ect. You are a clear headed trouble free person.

Good day,
XENU

3:51 PM deimos Says:

i've got another puzzle for you...

3:51 PM Perry Says:

oopma loompa doop-a-dee-dee...

3:50 PM Stephie Says:

Thanks deimos to dill me in on the Ompa lompas... i now i remember what they are!!!

3:49 PM Jenna A. Says:

This over bronzing needs to stop!!!

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