Monday October 2, 2006
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· Someone should tell Jessica Simpson’s new assistant that loose lips sink ships. Restylane-filled lips, on the other hand, just sink. [Page Six]
· Gwyneth Paltrow belts it out at as a backup singer at a recent Jay-Z concert. Judge her not for her singing but for her white girl bop (the video’s jumpy so bring Dramamine). [Mollygood]
· Carrie Underwood wants America to read things besides the number to vote on American Idol. [AP]
· Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump may be hooking up, but if you can’t make a conjoined nickname out of two celebrities, are they really a couple? [Page Six]
· Avril Lavigne promises to swallow next time. [Jossip]
· For the third time in 8 months, the police find George Michael slumped over in his car while in the company of marijuana. His life is officially a broken record, which should be titled "Wake Me Up Before the Po-Po." [AP]
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 1:55 pm ET
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SHE'S BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT...LET HER BE!!!!! all you haters needa chill
I think Jessica is very pretty but those lips make her look so ridiculous...
JESSICA SIMPSON ALWAYS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND DELICOUS UNLESS YOU ARE JEALOUS OF HER AND WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY.
JESS IS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL. SHE DOES NOT NEED IT, BUT A LITTLE ENHANCEMENCE IT DOES NOT HURT.
Wow she looks..... odd !! umm.... ewww!
jessica simpson is just plain ugly and that ridiculous lip is only hiding her ridiculous nose.
lmao deimos have to agree
I vote for IvaArm! Actually I have 2.
jessica looks like a retarded fish in that pic.
sure you can make a conjoined nickname for lance and ivanka...lavanka or how about Strump or even KaLan :) seeeee!
now on to jessica...what is the damn deal with the hollywood obsession of mutilating the lips? do not they not see how odd and ugly they make themselves with the unnaturally huge and misshapen lips???? do they really believe they look hot like that????? if so, they are perfect poster children why cocaine and other drugs are BADDDDDDDD!
I agree with Canuckastani. It is sad. I do however, believe she is reaping what she sowed. I still think that alot of her depression is a direct result of her and her father misguided thought that Jessica was the only star in the "Newlyweds". That once they broke up Nick would disappear. Even in our mundane ordinary lives it is difficult to see that an ex is better off without us. Imagine what it must be like seeing it on every news stand and on the TV.
haha, I would almost feel sorry for her, but if she bothered ever cultivating a brain she could have avoided becoming such an ugly, useless hooker. She deserves all the abuse she gets, she brings down the species. Now please, go away fat face.
I think she's a very depressed, sad person right now. I feel kind of sorry for her actually.
She's a mouth-breathing-looks-like-she's-drunk kinda gal. This pic is really unflattering. Sorry, Jessica. Clean it up a bit. The outfit, hair and puffy lips really DO make you look trashy.
i dont care bout her lips all i care bout is look at her boobs, in this pic! *lol*
Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump - Lavanka. There you go Us, a cojoined nickname for you to use.
Proof that money can't buy intelligence. The richer she gets, the more plastic she becomes. I think she needs a twelve-step program to learn how to love herself the way she was before the fame. She really does look like Courtney Love. Papa Joe must be so proud. Maybe porn is his next planned endeavor for her.
gosh i used to think she was pretty.
now she looks like a plastic surgery hooker
Oh lord..why does she do this stuff? She clearly thinks it looks great otherwise she wouldnt keep it up. Nicks girlfriend ( i forget her name) has got to be cracking up. She was so much better looking with Nick.
she looks like courtney love before she cleaned up her act!
Last week when she was in London to see Ashlee in Chicago, I mentioned how her lips looked bruised and swollen.
She thinks full lips make her look sexier actually Jessica it makes you look more of a SLUT!
I think Jessica is a pretty girl..she really needs to stay natural. She actually looks better without all of that glam makeup crap also.
She definitely looked better when she was married ... who'da thought Ashlee would be the prettier one. ;)
She looks terrible......... Please someone tell her to just stay home!!!!!!!!!! I'ts not even Holloween yet!
I'm off topic here, but did anyone hear the latest of Britney Spears??? She did yet another nude pregnant magazine shoot! Yep that's right. She's in 'Q' magazine which is coming out in November. Gosh, she's so annoying!!
I'm off topic here, but did anyone hear the latest of Britney Spears??? She did yet another nude pregnant magazine shoot! Yep that's right. She's in 'Q' magazine which is coming out in November. Gosh, she's so annoying!!
Jessica looks stoned in this picture. The last time I saw lips that big, there was a fish hook in them!!
Jessica just keeps looking terrible. she needs to just give it up, take some time off and get her life together. Looking like a porno queen isn't helping her image at all. Poor "stupid girl" as to quote Pink.
PORNO STAR, PORNO STAR, PORNO STAR, PORNO STAR
THE SINGER WHO TURNED MAINSTREAM ACTRESS HAS GONE PORNO STAR!!!!!
