AHERN: The new spring collection from Bounty.
NOVIK: This dress takes her from doing household chores to karate class.
ROSE: I’m having no trouble curbing my enthusiasm on this one, Cheryl.
KEMBLE: This look ran out of gas faster than RV.

NOVIK: Joining the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: The Curse of the Shredded Pants.
KEMBLE: I’d give her a peace pipe, but I don’t think she can lift it.
LANDRY: During happier times, ex DJ A.M. would spin while Nicole would start a rain dance in this ensemble.
DONOHUE: Chris Robinson called. He wants his outfit back.
SCIUTTO Boots courtesy of Robin Hood.

LANDRY: What not to wear to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
ROSE: If he’s Jackass Number Two, imagine what Number One looks like!
NOVIK: If only he had pretzel pants to go with the shirt.
AHERN: Johnny performs his most dangerous stunt: wearing this outfit.
BRICKLEY: Shirt depicts the number of beers one needs to consume before wearing it.

BRICKLEY: Someone’s obviously not dressing with a Full House.
ROSE: The only thing that scares me more is the thought that she actually has a twin.
AHERN: Do you know how much it costs to look this cheap?
KEMBLE: She needs to lose this outfit in a New York Minute.
NOVIK: Yet another reason to quit smoking.

DONOHUE: An outfit only Ray Charles could love.
WOLF: Kerry Washington’s body, George Washington’s shirt.
LANDRY: Prince is going to be so mad she bleached his clothes.
BRICKLEY: An example of what to wear on a first date with Casper the Friendly Ghost.
CAMPBELL: This look is fantastic — for a high school band majorette.

LANDRY: Styled by Rosie O’Donnell.
KEMBLE: The lumberjack look never really took off.
SCIUTTO: When in doubt, plaid is bad — unless you’re 12 or younger!
LANDRY: Paul Bunyan finally takes a bride!
DONOHUE: This explains why Tim won’t marry her.
SZISH: Starring in the all-female version of Grumpy Old Men.
AHERN: The cover of Hobo Weekly.