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Paris Hilton's Pug a Metaphor for Terrified America
Wednesday October 11, 2006


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Look at this poor animal. It looks like it’s having a seizure, and brings to mind canine thespian Frank the Pug when he’s shaken silly by Will Smith in Men in Black. Turns out, this is not an MIB reenactment or the latest addition to Paris Hilton’s animal harem, but just an innocent bystander caught in the onslaught of her October 10 shopping spree at Elite Animals in West Hollywood.
 
The pup is also a handy stand-in for our wild-eyed country, our arm-sockets in the grips of Hilton mania once again as The Simple Life gears up for another season. That said, we’re actually looking forward to the latest incarnation of the show, in which Paris and Nicole Richie will take their Swarovski-crystal-covered canteens to camp, drop their fellow campers during the “trust fall,” and do some unabridged crotch-flashing while negotiating the ropes course.
 
On a completely unrelated note, the wonky-eyed shot with arms akimbo kind of reminds us of “Crackhead Ted” who stands outside our apartment every day with a cup asking for “a donation for his Broke-ass Foundation.” True story.

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