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Paris Hilton's Pug a Metaphor for Terrified America
Wednesday October 11, 2006
splashnews.com (4)
Wednesday October 11, 2006
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Look at this poor animal. It looks like it’s having a seizure, and brings to mind canine thespian Frank the Pug when he’s shaken silly by Will Smith in Men in Black. Turns out, this is not an MIB reenactment or the latest addition to Paris Hilton’s animal harem, but just an innocent bystander caught in the onslaught of her October 10 shopping spree at Elite Animals in West Hollywood.
The pup is also a handy stand-in for our wild-eyed country, our arm-sockets in the grips of Hilton mania once again as The Simple Life gears up for another season. That said, we’re actually looking forward to the latest incarnation of the show, in which Paris and Nicole Richie will take their Swarovski-crystal-covered canteens to camp, drop their fellow campers during the “trust fall,” and do some unabridged crotch-flashing while negotiating the ropes course.
On a completely unrelated note, the wonky-eyed shot with arms akimbo kind of reminds us of “Crackhead Ted” who stands outside our apartment every day with a cup asking for “a donation for his Broke-ass Foundation.” True story.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 2:36 pm ET
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4:44 AM
Coreinna Says:
12:13 AM
Tex Says:
Dont buy her products,Dont pay her any mind.Put her in jail,like any body else that dont have her kind of cash and we shall see another Paris Hilton.Dont blame her.Less Blame those who think that this idiot is so hot.That she can do what she feels like it. And thinks she can get away with it.So people.Less olso blame the courts,They are really the ones that we should go after.45 days.Why not what penal code calls for?
4:14 AM
Anonymous Says:
PARIS IS A DOG HERSELF
www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html
11:32 PM
Anonymous Says:
That pug isnt scared! That is just how pugs look. I have two of them, they are known for their wide eyed silly expressions. Paris is a nice girl, she has done a lot for animals, I dont know why people give her such a hard time, how many of you have taken in and cared for as many animals as she has? ps I love those sunglasses. Long live Paris, Tinkerbell, and her new puggy!
11:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
That pug isnt scared! That is just how pugs look. I have two of them, they are known for their wide eyed silly expressions. Paris is a nice girl, she has done a lot for animals, I dont know why people give her such a hard time, how many of you have taken in and cared for as many animals as she has? ps I love those sunglasses. Long live Paris, Tinkerbell, and her new puggy!
12:50 AM
GRRRfistey Says:
Does she notice that
the poor animal dosent
want to be touched by
your money grubbing
hands?!? Poor doggy.
What a stupid blonde.
7:30 AM
queenie Says:
paris and frank is awesome the dog is cute and so she is
2:45 AM
christina aguilera fan Says:
I think it's a damm cute puppie!!!!! l.o.v.e it!
1:49 PM
Anonymous Says:
There are some people in this world who shouldn't have animals - Paris is one of those people. That poor dog!!
12:12 PM
k-g(g took advantage of our relationship & lied 2 me for yrs Says:
Where is PETA when you need them?
Too bad the dog didnt just piss all over her, like that kid on her show who pooped in the tub with her in it. lol
11:20 AM
Sunny Says:
That dog looks scared.
10:27 AM
Andrea Says:
OMG the poor dog!!! His eyes are just bulging in the 3rd pic!! Paris Hilton please do me a favour and lock yourself up in the house pretty pleasssssssseeeeeee!!
10:17 AM
K Says:
Isn't there an animal protection aganecy that can save this poor poor puppy???
9:20 AM
Abby Says:
Where is animal services when you need them? Paris, stop molesting that poor dog.
9:19 AM
Anonymous Says:
Millions of dollars to spend on quality clothing, and she looks like she just came from Toys R Us. What is with the sunglasses? She is morphing into Nicole Ritchie with the bug eye thing and the fact they are pink is just wrong. Go home Paris. Stay inside where it is dark and no one can see you.
9:17 AM
At@l@dr@ Says:
In the last picture the poor lilttle dog is screaming: NO PARIS , I WON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T f@#@! PIGS???!
9:02 AM
stephie Says:
Hahahah in my previous post i wanted to say feel her pain (the dog not paris), i just forgot yo put the word pain...
9:00 AM
Chunk Says:
aww poor puppy!
8:59 AM
Stephie Says:
She's such a dummy! She cant even get the hint that even animals don't want to be friends with her. Poor dog, i feel her, being man handled like that. Paris should be ban from having animals cause they are just fashion accessories and not pets for her.
7:27 AM
nadine Says:
Your posts cracked me up you guys... didnt have time yesterday but Im reading now, laughing at my desk, all alone... LOL... poor puppy, doesnt know yet what king of stupid life is gonna have with that "thing"
9:52 PM
REBECCA Says:
OMG.... look at her hair, sunglasses, and that noise. I so can not believe Travis would kiss something like that. She might have money, fame, and I would want that but I would NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER!! Strait-up she is so fu-gly (*ucking ugly)!!!! I wish I was not married because, I would so show Travis a good time with a HOT *ITCH!!!!
9:30 PM
Aretha Franklin Says:
Awww...that poor, poor creature! Somebody save the puppy!
8:43 PM
Anonymous Says:
She's a ditch pig.
7:29 PM
Kim Says:
PARIS please cover your chest! Poor little dog looks so embarrassed to be with you. Haha.
7:30 PM
Kim Says:
PARIS please cover your chest! Poor little dog looks so embarrassed to be with you. Haha.
7:22 PM
alg (the original!) Says:
Right on, Bella Gucci! LOL (or when he smells one, hee hee)
7:16 PM
Bella Gucci Says:
Poor little doggy. Not even he wants Parasite near him. He knows a skank when he sees one.
7:07 PM
Angela Says:
her parents money.....that's about it!
6:58 PM
Anonymous Says:
Geea, it seems as if we're getting nonstop paris hilton everywhere we look.
zzzzzzz.....what a snooze.
What's so great about paris heiress? Not much.
6:54 PM
alg (the original!) Says:
I am so damn proud of you Lisa^Lisa!
