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· Lindsay Lohan's got a craving only Ronald McDonald's Big Mac can satisfy.

· Silly Borat catchphrase sounds like serious money.

· Prison Break star in big, big trouble.

· Britney's diagnosed with a fledgling career. Has appointment with Dr. Luke, hot shot record producer.

· Sienna Miller claims she was just acting during a sex scene in Factory Girl. If she kept the rumor alive maybe we would have gone to see it.

· See Harry Potter without the glasses, robe, or wand. OK, you can almost see his wand.

· Maybe four months doesn't seem like a long time to be married , but it's much longer than Pam usually takes in deciding to get hitched in the first place.

· Johnny Knoxville's wife realizes he doesn't just play a Jackass — he is one.

· Mandy Moore and DJ AM need to chill on the PDA – it’s freaking all the girls in the office out.

· Dempsey and wife have twins. Notice we didn't say "McTwins".

· K-Fed gets hotel upgrade for "his women" (who will no doubt be enjoying all that extra cash he could be making if he accepts this job offer).

· Prediction: Ryan Reynolds' abs won't stay single for long.

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