Did Brian Austin Green have a wild boys' night out before tying the knot with longtime love Megan Fox in June?
Kassius, the actor's eight-year-old son with ex Vanessa Marcil, served as Green's best man — and according to Desperate Housewives actor, the pre-wedding party got a little out of hand.
"He got wasted. He got really wasted," Green, 37, joked during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday. "But he made it through. He sobered up in time."
Kidding aside, Green insisted that his surprise summer nuptials were actually thought-out well in advance.
"We didn't elope. We planned the whole thing," he said. "It was just the three of us; we included [Kassius] in the ceremony."
When Kimmel, 43, repeatedly commented on Fox's sexy appearance, Green bashfully admitted that he's "a lucky man. I know you're a huge fan of hers."
Not that the actor's looks have gone unnoticed: Green frequently appears shirtless for his role as handyman Keith Watson on Desperate Housewives.
"I do feel like a piece of meat," he laughed.
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