Um? A Danish artist by the name of Uwe Max Jensen used his penis to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian‘s nude Paper magazine cover. Yes, this is real life.
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Jensen, who also detailed his creative process on his blog with some seriously NSFW — warning! — pictures, explained in an interview with the Daily Dot, “I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”
Citing Andy Warhol and Shigeko Kubota as his inspirations, Jensen explains using himself as a brush as: “My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy. But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.”
“It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s ‘natural brush,'” he said in another interview with the Copenhagen Post. “If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”
Jensen, who first experimented with this type of “art” by painting a Danish politician, said Kardashian’s Internet-breaking shots simply had “to be portrait number two” because of her “very impressive behind.”
