Thanks to John Mayer, Jessica Simpson is more self-conscious than ever.
After Mayer told Playboy that his ex Simpson was "sexual napalm," she has trouble even going out for a bite.
During her Monday appearance on The View, Simpson said that Mayer's overshare was "embarrassing. I'll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me — but I feel like they're undressing me."
As she's said before, the 29-year-old star quipped that Mayer's apology "doesn't really matter." Would she ever take him back? "He'll never have this napalm again!" she declared.
She also shot down her rumored romance with another singer-songwriter, Billy Corgan. "I can't meet anyone without being married the next week," Simpson complained of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty. "He is one of my dear friends… he understands my heart and what I wanted to do."
As for motherhood, the aunt to sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's one-year-old son Bronx admitted she "can't wait to have kids." The star even has a backup plan: "If I don't have kids by the time I'm 40, my friend Ken Paves and I are going to have kids," she shared, nodding to her openly gay stylist friend, also on hand at The View.
"I'm trying to convince her to do it before the time I turn 40," Paves added. "Which is two years."
Also a clothing designer, Simpson told The View ladies about her latest product: "I'm actually about to put out my denim line: sexy mom jeans!"
Watch a video clip from Jessica's appearance on The View now (above)!
