Loose Talk: 10 Best Celeb Quotes of the Week

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Celebs say the darndest things!

In this week's Loose Talk, take a look back at the outrageous things the stars said this week.

1. "I don't know how to do my own makeup." –Gwyneth Paltrow, GOOP

2. "I was just fighting dwarves then hit my knee really hard." –Kristen Stewart on her hand injury, Us

3. "If I saw Angelina Jolie at the supermarket I would die. But no one I know has ever seen her, so for me, she's the rarest of all exotic creatures." -Mindy Kaling, Us

4. "Can I have a jacuzzi on the balcony? Because I'm single now, so I'm going to be having sex with a lot of women I haven't met yet." –Ashton Kutcher, Two and a Half Men

5. "I'm sure Kim will make a ginormous donation, as she does all the time anyway, very quietly, to a wonderfully deserving charity or children's hospital or something like that." –Kris Jenner on what Kim Kardashian will do with her wedding gifts, Johnjay and Rich

6. "Nope! I just have a fupa." –Katy Perry responding to pregnancy rumors, Twitter

7. "I might put a Crest Whitestrip up there, but I will not go and bleach it." Chelsea Handler on female grooming, Glamour

8. "It's not like I was shooting a porno. Although there's nothing wrong with that either." –Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos being leaked, Vanity Fair

9. "Kendall is 16! Ahh, how did this happen? God, that means Kourt, Kim and I are old." –Khloe Kardashian, Twitter 

10. "Let's be clear. I love hip hop and I write my own rhymes. Hi haters." –Justin Bieber, Twitter

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