Snooki minus the hair pouf plus a foam finger equals Miley Cyrus? The former Jersey Shore guidette certainly thinks so. She loves Cyrus so much that she made a Celebuzz video talking about what she'd get the "Wrecking Ball" singer for Christmas if they were actually best friends.
"I would buy her a best friends bracelet because I feel like we would be best friends," the new mother, 26, said in the video. "Even though she's crazy and a party girl. She's me basically three years ago. That's why I love her. I know exactly what she's going through. The girl just wants to have fun and she's having fun."
And to help the former Disney star, 21, "have fun," Snooki has some salacious gift ideas.
"I feel like I would get her a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators, some sex toys, and go to a stripper store and buy really hot stripper outfits," she said. "Because she loves being naked, and I love seeing her naked because she's hot. I think she's really hot."
The season 17 Dancing With the Stars contestant even got descriptive when it came to Cyrus' stripper outfits.
"I would buy her some tight pleather pants and a spiky bra Madonna style," she said. "She could walk around like that. Maybe sit on Santa's lap, give Santa a boner. She could twerk on Santa. Whatever she likes to do, she can do because she's Miley Cyrus."
The "We Can't Stop" singer recently celebrated her 21st birthday following a cat-filled performance at the American Music Awards. Her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, got her a $24,000 customized Can-Am Spyder motorcycle with her initials over the body.
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