David Letterman Destroys Donald Trump in Top 10 List, Regrets Retirement: Watch Now!

David Letterman and Donald Trump
David Letterman slammed Donald Trump in a new Top 10 list.  John Paul Filo/CBS via Getty Images; Mike Pont/WireImage

He's still got it! David Letterman came out of retirement for a surprise performance on Friday, July 10. The former late-night host, 68, made a cameo on Martin Short and Steve Martin's A Very Stupid Conversation tour, where the topic of presidential hopeful Donald Trump came up. 

"I am so happy to be out of the house!" Letterman joked. "I retired and I had no regrets, none. I was happy. I was complacent. I was satisfied. I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen." 

Much to the audience's delight, Letterman then pulled out a Top 10 list of interesting facts about the controversial businessman. 

"No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack," he teased. "No. 9: During Sex Donald Trump calls out his own name."

Then then poked some fun at himself, quipping, "No. 6: Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls–t…oh wait, that's me." 

Letterman also touched on Trump's recent racist remarks with the perfect joke. Watch the clip now to see it and tell Us What you think!

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