Kim Zolciak, the patron saint of wigs and tummy tucks, has brought us yet another week of laughter and joy in the form of her Bravo show Don’t Be Tardy. The Wednesday, November 16, episode brought Us a delightful array of inappropriate jokes, mani-pedis and even a rare moment of tension between Kim and Kroy Biermann, America’s happiest couple. Watch that moment in the clip above!
Kim Takes Her Daughter to a ‘Classy Stripper’ Dance Class
The episode kicked off with Kim, daughter Brielle and family chef Tracey Bloom heading into a private dance class where the required footwear was stiletto heels. Kim described choreographer Aisha Francis by saying, “Aisha’s type of dancing is … classy stripper.” Brielle and Tracey laughed off the overly sexual dance style, while Aisha shouted out directions such as “You gotta squeeze from the p‑‑s!” The scene wrapped with Bloom aggressively hitting on the Instagram-famous choreographer, saying, “You’re smoking hot.… I love you.” Aww, love at first “p‑‑s” squeeze!
Ariana’s ‘Puppy Love’ May Not Survive the Big Move
As the Biermann clan geared up for their impending move, middle child Ariana struggled with the thought of leaving her friends and starting high school in a new city. When speaking about her boyfriend, Jared, Ariana said, “I’m gonna be in a cheese hat FaceTiming him.… It’s annoying that I have to leave.” Kim later lamented, “If Brielle goes to L.A., that’s going to be really hard on Ariana.” Kim decided to treat her brooding 14-year-old daughter to a girls’ day.
Kim Was Kicked Out of High School
While on her mother-daughter date with Kim, Ariana defended herself against her mother’s claims that she’s “boy crazy” by saying, “No, I just get along better with guys.” When they talked about Kim’s experience going to new high schools as a teen, Ariana interjected, saying, “You went to a bunch of high schools ‘cause you kept on getting kicked out.” Ariana may be too young to drink alcohol, but she’s more than happy to spill some tea.
Brielle’s Financial Plan: ‘I’ll Buy My Clothes and Shoes’
Meanwhile, back at the Biermann house, Brielle was in the midst of searching for apartments in “La Cienega …?” Kroy immediately started badgering her about her Los Angeles financial plan and asked her to put a folder together to present to him. Brielle ended the conversation by saying, “I’ll buy my clothes and my shoes. I just need your help with everything else.” Considering Brielle’s taste in expensive fashion, we think she’s giving her parents a pretty good deal.
Kim Is Proud of the Stomach She Paid For
Meanwhile, at lunch with Ariana, Kim was getting some serious criticism on her body. Ariana slammed her mom, saying, “I don’t feel comfortable that I can see your stomach.” Kim swiftly responded, “Why? I paid for my stomach.” You go, girl! Ariana then made a subtle comment about Kim’s full lips, saying, “I don’t understand how you have such big lips, and mine don’t exist.” Kim responded simply by rolling her eyes.
Kim and Kroy Fight Over Brielle’s Lack of Planning
While talking with Kim about Brielle’s impending move to Los Angeles, Kroy started to heat up. Kroy’s face turned red when he lectured Kim, “She wants to chase this dream but doesn’t want to work for this dream.… There’s a lot on everybody’s f‑‑king plate!”
Kim stopped her husband before steam could come out of his ears and said, “But you know what? When I think about this, that is when I get another stroke.” She got up to walk away, saying, “I quit.” Kroy called her out, saying, “You’re pulling Brielle’s bulls‑‑t.” She responded, saying, with venom, “Well, now you know where Brielle gets it from. Cheers.” Oh, no! Kim and Kroy can’t fight — they’re our relationship goals! Maybe KJ can step in and mediate — there seems to be nothing that little boy can’t do!
Tell Us: Do you think there’s trouble ahead for Kim and Kroy as his NFL free-agent status continues to deliver uncertainty?
Don’t Be Tardy airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET.
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