Blac Chyna and Rob Kardadshian are pumping the brakes! Reality TV's new king and queen weren't on speaking terms for most of Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Sunday, September 4, episode — but they worked things out all thanks to Khloé Kardashian. Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian gave everyone an update about her non-relationship with Scott Disick, and Kendall Jenner shaded her mom for harassing her about eating. To quote: "I could say, 'Oh my god, my nail broke,' and you would say, 'Have you eaten today?" LOL, momagers these days.
In other news, Kourtney revealed that she doesn't wear tampons because it's not "healthy," which meant she was rocking granny panties throughout this episode. #TheMoreYouKnow.
Question: Is Kourtney Ready to Date Scott?
Answer: Nope. But there's hope! Check out Kourtney's thoughts on the subject: "I don't know, I just don't know what is in God's plan. Some days, I'm like, 'Never.' Some days, I'm like, 'Maybe in the future.' It's not in tomorrow's plan." Cool, but what about the day after tomorrow?
Inside Rob and Chyna's (Almost) Breakup
Scott has the scoop! The Lord told his sister-friends that Rob and Blac got into a "major" fight over the weekend, and Rob confirmed that they weren't living together. Khloé worried that her little bro might "go into hiding" or "go missing," while Kris Jenner said she talked to Chyna — who said she was experiencing "everything we had experienced with him." Yikes!
The good news is that Kim Kardashian called Chyna to offer support. "[Chyna's] like, 'I just need someone to talk to, because it's really hard to deal with him,'" Kim said. "She's like, 'I just want someone that's motivated and will get up and do something. … I also said, like, don't give him false hope if you don't, like, wanna be with him."
Rob ended up chatting with his sisters and explained that he and Chyna had kissed and made up: "It takes either one person to man up … obviously that's gonna have to be me. But at the same time, I'm not gonna argue with a female … My plan is not to have a kid with somebody and not be with the person, that's just bizarre to me."
Blac and Rob Krash Khloé's Party
Happy birthday, Khloé! The fitness advocate celebrated the big 32 with a huge party, but things got slightly awkward when Kim made her invite Chyna. "I'm sure she would love to hear that you would want her to go, too," Kim said. "I think she feels like you don't like her."
Khloé agreed to extend the invite, and thanks to her generosity, Rob showed up to his first family party in ages. "It means the world to have my brother at my birthday," Khloé told the camera. "I can't remember the lat time he was at a family holiday. So to have him here, it's pretty awesome. I am grateful that Chyna came to my birthday party because I think without her, Rob wouldn't have come here. And it shows me how much Chyna does care about Rob, because that's an intimidating situation to walk into." P.S. Khloé and Chyna totally bonded, and it's safe to say they are now BFF status.
Dave and Busters can do that to people.
Kourtney Gets Cold Feet, Hates Tampons
Kourtney had some major stage fright while on a promotional tour, saying, "Speaking in public, by myself, is like a huge no for me. I failed two classes in college because I wouldn't give a speech." Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban tried (and failed) helping Kourt prep, but — phew! — she totally killed it at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards, despite a few awkward stumbles along the way.
Tell Us: Are Rob and Blac built to last?
Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.
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