Reunited and it feels so good! Bethenny Frankel joined her friends on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills during their jaunt to The Hamptons, and unleashed a world of drama. Meanwhile, Eileen Davidson took offense when Lisa Vanderpump accused her of having an affair, because apparently that subject isn’t appropriate for a Bravo TV show. Watch your back, Eileen. Giggy forgives, but he does not forget.
Lisa Vanderpump Pulls a Brandi
Lisa Vanderpump crosses the line! The British restaurateur decided to grill Eileen about the fact that she’d been married three times, and intimated that she cheated on her second husband. “How did the affair start?” Lisa asked while wearing a comically large hat.
Eileen clearly felt uncomfortable, later telling Lisa Rinna, “She’s not a stupid woman…maybe she’d had a couple drinks.” Eileen ended up confronting Lisa, and made the mistake of saying she behaved like her arch nemesis, Brandi “She Who Must Not Be Named” Glanville. “Oh for f–k’s sake, I’m nothing like Brandi — we are very different people,” Lisa eye-rolled, later telling cameras, “This doesn’t make any sense to me!”
Sadly, Giggy couldn’t participate in the conversation due to not being a human, but we assume he was deeply wounded on Lisa’s behalf.
Bethenny Is Back!
Bethenny Frankel is back and more ballsy than ever. The RHONY star and close friend of Kyle Richards invited the entire squad to her Hamptons home, and immediately took issue with Erika Girardi.
Bethenny’s first impression of Erika was,”Oh my god, what the f–k,” and when Kyle Richards kindly suggested that Erika’s husband loves her wild side, Bethenny mused, “Loves her with her fingers in her ass crack with two different knuckle rings on?” Well then.
When Erika finally showed up at Bethenny’s home, the New York-based housewife said, “You want a rim job? I’ll give it to you,” and then quipped, “I wanna be you, I’m obsessed.” Unsurprisingly, the night only went downhill from there.
In Which Bethenny Invites Erika Over, Calls Her “Cheap,” Rips Her Pants
The talons come out! Bethenny had a lot of opinions about Erika’s wild side, and offered some unwanted criticism about her music video. “I don’t love the production value of it,” Bethenny said. “It looks cheap.”
Erika kept her cool in person, but didn’t hold back during her on-camera interview. “[Bethenny’s] not in the business,” she fumed. “I don’t tell her how to run her business. I don’t know anything about margaritas, and I don’t know anything about being skinny. So I’m not gonna tell anybody what to do with their Skinny Girl s–t. So, perhaps she shouldn’t tell me what to do with mine.”
Bethenny didn’t seem too concerned about Erika’s feelings, and ended up splitting her pants open while trying to mimic her dance routine. So yes, you might say the evening was a success.
Checking in with Kim Richards
Bethenny took a moment to ask Kyle about her sister, Kim Richards, who had been arrested for toy theft at Target prior to this episode. “It’s been really bad for my family, and I feel like everyone keeps asking and asking,” Kyle said while tearing up. “People are like ‘Why aren’t you doing anything?’ People don’t realize you can’t help someone unless they want to be helped.”
Lisa Rinna Questions Erika’s Sexy Side
Speaking of Erika’s music video, Lisa Rinna is traumatized. “It’s raunchy,” Lisa said. “I think its the combination of the orgy sex. Male. Female. It makes me uncomfortable. I don’t mind watching that if it’s porn. I don’t meet the porn stars.”
P.S. This is the moment in which we remind everyone that Lisa posed for Playboy. Should she be more accepting of Erika’s sexy side?
David Mocks Yolanda’s Breasts, World Side-Eyes
Time to check in on Yolanda Foster! The Lyme disease-stricken star had her breast implants removed due to silicone leakage, and her future ex-husband, David Foster, tried his best to be supportive. “This is not what you signed up for, my baby, this was not part of the nuptials,” Yolanda told her man, before telling cameras, “It’s so important for me to have David here, by my side, in this part of my journey. I couldn’t imagine doing it without him.”
While David tried his best to play the part of the doting husband, he did make a questionable joke to Lisa Vanderpump: “Let’s just say this, Ken has better tits than her now.” Yikes, buddy.
Tell Us: Were David’s comments about Yolanda’s breasts out of line?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Bravo Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET.
