Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion: 10 Craziest Quotes

Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Kathy Wakile  Eric Liebowitz/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty

"Prostitution whore" almost sounds quaint in 2012.

The season four reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off on Bravo Sunday night — with parts two and three airing over the next two weeks — and, as anticipated, host Andy Cohen moderated one of the most brutal (and entertaining) reunions in Housewives history. Here, Us recaps the evening's most shocking, outrageous quotes from the Garden State crew.

"It sounds like we have a lot to talk about." —Cohen, noting that Teresa Giudice hadn't been in the same room with the other women (except for sister-in-law Melissa Gorga) in a year

"You and your Christmas pageant dress, sit down and shut the f–k up!" –-Caroline Manzo to  Giudice, who interjects as Jacqueline Laurita tearfully discusses son Nicholas' autism

RHONJ reunion
Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, Andy Cohen, Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Kathy Wakile Eric Liebowitz/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty

"You're the Devil, you're sick and you're going to Hell!" –Laurita to Giudice

"I'm sick of talking to your weave, can you turn around?" –Gorga to Giudice, sitting beside on the couch

"You have three rolls: Blubber, blubber and blubber," –Giudice to Manzo, who replies, "I f–king wear them proud!"

"This bitch is crazy," –Gorga, muttering under her breath about Giudice to Kathy Wakile

"I will rip her f—ing head off!" —Rosie Pierri (Wakile's sister and Giudice's first cousin) exploding off camera after Giudice slams her late father

"She still hasn't defined napalm, because she can't." –Caroline's daughter Lauren Manzo, who claims Giudice's blog is written by a ghostwriter

"Glitter eye shadow. . . " Giudice, accusing Gorga of copying her eye makeup look from the season three reunion

"I feel it." Gorga, after Giudice tells her "I love you."

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