Let the Lord be with you! Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have spent nine years together — aka they’ve been dating since before Keeping Up With the Kardashians was a staple of your Sunday TV viewing schedule.
The reality TV couple has finally split after an occasionally tumultuous relationship, all captured on camera in 10 seasons of KUWTK (and a few assorted spinoffs). While the show will never be the same with Kourt and Scott apart, let Us take the time to remember the joy Disick’s one-liners and sarcasm have brought to the world — and hope he sticks around for Season 11.
Behold, seven reasons the Lord is vital to Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
1. He’s a Lord — and not just in his mind anymore.
“Whether it’s Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick, becoming royal is really going to get the respect I deserve,” Disick said before he hired a British man to knight him. “I don’t need to be walking around like I’m some peasant; I need to be walking around like royalty!”
2. He knows how to accessorize.
Check out the cane.
3. He’s been open about two major struggles in his life — losing his parents and substance abuse.
“I think Kourtney is quick to forget all the pain that I’m going through and all the memories I do have out in the Hamptons,” he said after Kourtney kicked him out of their summer house. “I’m thinking about my parents more. The truth is, when I go out, for those few hours, it kind of clears my head. Maybe I should think of a new way to clear my head, I just don’t know how to do that.”
4. He truly cares about his kids.
“I want to be there,” he told Caitlyn Jenner during a pep talk about fatherhood and overcoming his recent struggles with substance abuse.
5. He’s willing to help groom his lady.
“I can trim you up real nice. It’s going to run you about $13.50, though,” he joked when Kourtney asked him to trim her lady parts. Then he trimmed them. On camera.
6. He and Khloe are partners in crime.
Rob Kardashian and Disick have a great bromance going on, but it’s Disick’s friendship with Khloe Kardashian that really makes KUWTK great.
7. Two words: Todd. Kraines.
