An Almost Real-Life Guide to Wearing the Yeezy Season 1 Collection

Kanye West at the Roc Nation Grammy Brunch 2015 on February 7, 2015
Kanye West's Adidas Originals x Kanye West Yeezy Season 1 hit stores on Thursday, Oct. 29, and while the casually distressed pieces may seem hard to understand, we've got it all explained for you Amanda Edwards/WireImage.com

Gird your loins! Kanye West's first Yeezy collection — officially named Adidas Originals x Kanye West Yeezy Season 1 — hits stores on Thursday, Oct. 29. And while the glamorously distressed capsule may have seemed hard to comprehend at first glance, you need to know: the Yeezy collection is wearable and born to be worn on a few Very Special Occasions. Observe…

Sherpa-Lined Camouflage Coat ($2,860): For when you're trying to survive the apocalypse.

Yeezy Coat

Not just the zombies! Though, TBH, if Team Rick had more of these, their life-to-death ratio might not be so harsh.

Raw-Edge Oversized Sweatshirt ($455): For when you're living your best Divergent life.

Yeezy Tunic

You're a member of Abnegation? Step right up.

Crop Rib-Knit Top ($210): For when you finally get invited to brunch with Kendall and Gigi.

Yeezy Crop Tops

Took them long enough! Abs on fleek, ladies.

Destroyed Sweater ($2,600): For when you want to cozy up on the couch in your "old" sweatshirt.

Yeezy Sweatshirt

Mindy understands. You don't actually Netflix and chill in a hole-y sweater, unless of course the holes are already included.

Yeezy 950 Boots ($625): For when winter is coming.

Yeezy Boots

Because it literally is, and you're about to slay your shoveling duties.

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