Mila Kunis: Chicken Thief?! Think again! When false reports started circulating about the Ukrainian-born actress stealing a chicken from her alleged childhood pal, Kristina Karo, Kunis, 31, and her fiancé Ashton Kutcher decided to tell their side of the story. 

Posting a hilarious video on the livestreaming app Meerkat, which Kutcher, 37, is an investor in, the Hollywood A-listers addressed the claims of chicken thievery. 

“Let’s just get this clear, you stole a chicken from a 1-month-old child who spoke to you?” Kutcher asked Kunis, mocking the factual discrepancies in Karo’s tale. “Not only was she 1-month-old in Ukraine, but was speaking in English in Ukraine. This is the smartest girl I’ve ever heard of!”

“It had nothing to do with her music video, that’s just accidental,” Kunis quipped, referencing Karo’s “Give Me Green Card” music video that came out at the same time as her new claims. 

Karo told TMZ that she was suing Kunis for $5,000 for stealing her chicken — lovingly called Doggie — as a kid.  

“I wish to know [where Doggie is]. I wish he was alive or in chicken heaven,” Karo said on TMZ. 

As the video continued, Kunis threw in some faux-emotion for the camera.

“I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded,” the Jupiter Ascending actress said. “I was like, 'Which chicken did I steal?' I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old.”

Thus far, Karo has not served Kunis with a lawsuit, but the new mom joked, “Emotionally, I feel served.” 

She also admitted that she watched Karo’s music video, adding, “I would like to launch a counter $5,000 lawsuit for making me sit there and watch your music video shamelessly. My body hurts. My eyes hurt, they’re burning. That requires money.”

Watch the clip now to see Ashton and Mila’s hilarious response!