Tiger Woods' Signature Shows a Search "for Sexual Gratification"
On Tiger Woods' website -- above a message in which the philandering golfer, 33, says he is taking a hiatus from golf to focus "on being a better husband, father, and person" -- his dramatic signature is featured.
Two handwriting experts tell Usmagazine.com it speaks volumes.
"The writing is illegible, which indicates a strong need for privacy or a desire to hide some part of oneself from public view," says Sheila Lowe, author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handwriting Analysis.
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The capital letters, which are disproportionately taller than the lowercase letters, shows "his intense pride," Lowe says, adding that "he sees himself as intensely ambitious and larger than life."
Adds Arlyn Imberman, author of Signature for Success: "The height of the 'T' in Tiger and the 'D' in Woods soar into the stratosphere. This illustrates his ambition and idealism."
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The third stroke of Woods' 'W' curves to the left, forming an umbrella, "which protects others from knowing him too well and is a form of self-involvement," Imberman tells Us.
Imberman also points how the 'G' in Tiger is greatly disproportionate to the rest of the writing. She tells Us this "represents the search for sexual gratification and the acquisition of money. The writing is contracted rather than expanded, so most likely, Tiger looked to sex as a form of release, which is not the same as emotional involvement."
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The extension of the letter "S" is Woods' way of "looking out for the next challenge," Imberman tells Us. "The baseline is straight and balanced, which shows his discipline and self-control."
Although Lowe warns that a signature "by itself" often only tells readers what he "wants the public to know about him," handwriting is also "filled with symbolism."
For instance, the analyst says, the 'W' letter "points back at Tiger, almost like an accusation. This suggests to me that he felt guilty about some of his activities and, in some sense, felt that he deserved to be caught."















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51Good stuff! My wife's Regina's "g's" hardly dip below the baseline. Does that mean she views sex as a form of punishment? Can either of the experts explain the dot of the "i" being almost over the "e" in Tiger? My wifeâ??s â??iâ??sâ?? are all over the place, and usually hearts-what does that mean? I'm gonna check out those experts' books to learn more about my wife. Maybe we can have a handwriting forum or something.
What great insights from graphologists into the mind of a superhero proved human. I like the distinction that the sex was a form of release from his discliplined life, rather than an outright pursuit. Thanks!
Definitely on point - the swinging tail of the "Y" in Tiger betrays his obsessive sexual appetite. Good analysis!
Is Tiger really athlete of the decade? Despite all the chaos of the past few weeks, Tiger Woods was announced 'Athlete of the Decade' by Associated Press. Is this justified? I mean, Tiger is more of a businessman than an athlete. Golfers are not 'athletes' anyway. Does Colin Montgomeery look like an athlete to you? Many sports bloggers listed on sports index www.dozensports site say that the real athletes of the decade were people like Lance Armstrong, Roger Federer or Coby Bryant, at least they break into a sweat in their sport. Tiger was just a brand.
The misplaced dot over the "e" instead of the "i" indicates Tiger should never have gotten married before the age of 40. The long upward thrust of the "d" in "Woods" shows the interplay of Tiger's golf swing and his being physically aroused....See, we can all analyze handwriting.
i think everyone should leave him alone yea he messed up but wtf every magazine has him on it im tired of it!! men cheat women cheat sho0 we all cheat get over it nd move on
Hey US magazine, betcha that the signature also reveals that he needs to pee at least once a day, huh?
what a joke, you have gone even lower to sell a magazine!
THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!
Depends what it looks like, Bridget.
"December 15, 2009 - 12:45pm Juless Says: Are you f-ing kidding me? Get a life US Magazine! You are reporting total crap!" You took the words out my mouth. Slow news (if you can call it that) week, US?
hahaha....his signature does look like "Lying Dude"
what was there first clue?
If I take a dump can you tell if I'm a mean person or not?
It's a freaking signature, how does a signature have to do anything with having an affair :S
what a joke! They can tell what kind of person one is by their signatures?! And who cares?! He is not the first person to cheat and won't be the first. The news is out there already, time to move on!
anon 12:04pm......."lying dude"..that's hysterical, thanks for the laugh
Are you f-ing kidding me? Get a life US Magazine! You are reporting total crap!
Hey gutsygirl...Usweeky may censor a bit...but they have nothin on how much they Censor on the CNN websites!!!...if you don't side with their liberal agenda your not published!!...its crazy...go ahead people...go on Larry King Blog some night when he has something a little edgy on..(that is if he can break away from talkin about the Jacksons or the Osmonds for a night) then try posting a comment that disagrees with what they are pushin at you...100% you'll never see your comment....
Praying for you guys.