Write a Fashion Police Caption for Perez Hilton

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Perez Hilton, who donned a onesie when he unveiled one of Lady Gaga's wax figures at Madam Tussauds in Hollywood December 9.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.