At least Helena Bonham Carter has a sense of humor about her kooky fashion sense.
When UsMagazine.com caught up with The King's Speech actress at Saturday's Directors Guild of America Awards in Hollywood, the 44-year-old Brit got cheeky while describing her ensemble.
"Today I'm wearing huge breasts," she deadpanned. "No, it's a corset. They're still real -- if you get a proper corset."
The actress -- who shares two children with boyfriend of 10 years, Tim Burton -- admitted she isn't really as busty as the dress made her seem.
"It's amazing what a corset will do. I'm not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes," she said while pointing to her chest. "Who needs Golden Globes when you've got these?"