Write a Fashion Police Caption for Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera at The 40th Anniversary American Music Awards - Nominations Announcement on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: Jim Smeal/BEImages

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Christina Aguilera. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.