Write a Fashion Police Caption for Jared Leto

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Jared Leto, who wore a zany poncho as NYLON celebrated their February issue with cover star Leighton Meester in NYC February 1.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.