Write a Fashion Police Caption for Jennie Garth

Jennie Garth arrives to celebrate Labor Day weekend on September 1, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Credit: David Becker/Getty

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of actress Jennie Garth. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.