Write a Fashion Police Caption for Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne attends the Chris Benz runway show at the Spring 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week on September 10, 2012 in New York City. Credit: Craig Barritt/Getty

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Kelly Osbourne. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.