Write a Fashion Police Caption for M.I.A.

M.I.A arrives at the Versace Haute-Couture show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 1, 2012 in Paris, France. Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of M.I.A., who attended the Versace fashion show in Paris July 1.