Write a Fashion Police Caption for Paris Hilton

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Paris Hilton, who went shopping for Halloween costumes at Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood on Oct. 21.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.