Write a Fashion Police Caption for Salma Hayek
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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of actress Salma Hayek.
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46Nice pair ... the Boots! Get your mind out of the udder, I mean gutter.
Pair-a-normal Captivity.
Texas Hold em. Two Pairs!
Holy Crap I can't hold the girls back!
Men have been known to stare From Dusk Till Dawn
Bring me your finest mug of Butter Beer, fine wench!
Salma makes sure the shelters have fresh milk.
who let the dogs out !!!!! ruff ruff
Salma Hayek wins first prize at county fair--biggest cantaloupes.
She is a beautiful woman but this outfit is utterly..ridiculous...2 parts cow (utters and leather) Moooo
Va Va Va Voom!! Sorry haters but she is very curvalicious!
Inflate to 85 PSIs
Riding anyone?
CAUTION: Contents under pressure!!!!
Why OO Why?
Banditas Gone Wild!
More like Salma HaYUCK!
you are supposed to ride a saddle. not wear it!
Holy boobs batman!
Her stripper name is Desperado