Write a Fashion Police Caption for The Host's Diane Kruger!

Diane Kruger at Coachella Day Three, Weekend One held at Coachella, Indio, CA on April 14, 2013. Credit: BFA/Sipa USA

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Diane Kruger. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.