Ever want your own Hard Rock Cafe right in your living room? Here's where you can start: Such artifacts from music history as Michael Jackson's original, handwritten lyrics to "We Are The World," his orange Victory Tour jumpsuit and white rhinestone pants, and never-before-seen nudie pics of Madonna (really? Never seen before? Well...) will go up for auction this March at the Gotta Have It! Music Memorabilia auction.
Also on the auction block? Britney Spears' bra from her "Circus" video, Rihanna's red, sparkly swimsuit from her duet vid with Maroon 5 ("If I Never See Your Face Again") Elvis Presley's red jacket from "Jailhouse Rock" promo shots. Bob Dylan's handwritten and signed lyrics for "Just Like A Woman" and stage and video gear from Taylor Swift, Fergie and Justin Timberlake are also up for bid.
Where can I sign up? Live online, of course (I should know better nowadays) when the auction kicks off at GottaHaveRockandRoll.com from March 1 through the March 10. Going once, going twice, going "he he he!"