Exclusive Video: Joan Rivers: I'm "So Bored" With Jennifer Aniston
Can we talk?
Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by UsMagazine.com's NYC offices last week, and -- surprise! -- the mother and daughter duo pulled no punches chatting about fashion, plastic surgery, scandals and A-listers.
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Who are the red carpet veterans (and stars of WE reality show Joan Knows Best, now in its first season) looking forward to most at Sunday's Oscars?
"Nicole Kidman," Melissa tells Us. "She's been so hit or miss, [but] this could be her comeback fashion year."
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Then there's Helena Bonham Carter, who often does her own thing, fashion-wise. Cracks Joan: "Those extensions of pubic hair [at the SAGs] -- that was just priceless."
Who's got the best plastic surgery in Hollywood? "Allegedly," Melissa says, "Demi Moore!"
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"I have a feeling she looks like the Return of the Mummy at home," Joan snipes.
Joan had less-than-kind words for a certain Just Go With It actress. "I would like to take Jennifer Aniston and put her hair over her f**ing face! I'm so bored with her."
Watch the rest of this exclusive video now for Joan and Melissa's thoughts on Billy Ray Cyrus, unexpected run-ins with Nicole Richie and Leonardo DiCaprio and more!
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37Joan Rivers is a pathetic looser :) Some of the worst plastic suregery I've ever seen. Of course she hasn't got anything nice to say about Jen Aniston. Jen is naturally beautiful and succesful. Who care what bores this old pin cushion?! Joan is supposed to be a comedian but she's not Jen Aniston is and she's good at it. Joan Please stick a bag over your head and get off tv. You are gross!!
I would be bored with Jen Aniston as well if I believed that sucking trimming and sewing every part of our natural bodies was a necessity. This is why 18 year old girls are wanting boob jobs ... Jennifer is beautiful and when fake B#$%^es that have to pump their face full of juviderm and botox are taking it out on her cause she doesn't have to... that is a sad world we live in.
@"Jennifer has never gone out and said anything nasty about any another woman, ever!" You need to get your facts straight. That obnoxious self-indulgent shrew has REPEATEDLY said horrific things about the most important woman in her life -- her MOTHER. She has ragged on Nancy for fifteen years straight, most notably calling her a "DISEASE." Yes, the woman who struggled to raise her as a single mother, was called a DISEASE by her ungrateful, self-absorbed b!tch of a daughter. If that's your definition of "class," then I feel sorry for you.
Well I just listened to the "I've never done anything to equal the success of Jennifer Aniston." twins criticize her movies and her as well. Amazing.... Melissa has never, to my knowledge, ever done anything except to ride on her mothers broomstick and her mother (not her sister wannabe) has done nothing to place her anywhere near the category or caliber of Jennifer Aniston. Miss Aniston is now and has been a credit to her industry, her family and her fans most importantly. She has talent, poise, character and a genuine appreciation for her fans. Is she perfect? No. Is she head and shoulders above some of the so called stars of today. Yes, by far and, I might add, in many respects without equal. should she enjoy doing comedies and people enjoy watching them, I say hooray and keep them coming. Being a comedian (and I use that term loosely) yourself, I imagine you have had many offers to 'star' in numerous comedic films. Am I correct? No? Well it's probably for the best. As you said of Miss Aniston, someone like you would probably gotten tired of seeing you by now as well. And how about your daughters many successes? I'm sure they, in themselves, are too numerous to mention. I mean neither of you would ever try to sully or criticize someone who you could in no way hold a candle to. Now would you? As of this date the only thing I can see you, Ms. Rivers (Joan) being famous for is trying to out do Michael Jackson on the plastic surgery front. Michael was trying to look more like his sister Latoya only in white face. Just who exactly are you trying to look like? Your daughters kid sister!?!?! Joan, it may not come as a shock to you or anyone else when I say you are a narcissistic, boring, mean, arrogant, egocentric, foul mouthed old woman who owes the world an apology simply for being here with the rest of us. Oh, and you might want to suggest that Melissa lay off the Botox before the Coast Guard decides to use her lips for flotation devices or have they all ready called? I can hardly wait for the next foul gas to escape that sewer you call a mouth. You are a waste of usable space and resources on this planet but then you probably all ready knew that as well. shall we count the many theatrical and big screen successes of yours and Melissa's
Well, I just watched Melissa (Who the HELL is she to talk about anyone?) and Joan (You think you're tired of hearing about Jennifer Aniston. We are real tired of you as well.) Joan, you spoke of Jenn's movies and how they are all the same. Let's talk about some of your many movie greats. Okay, that won't work. How about let's talk about your competition with Michael Jackson on the plastic surgery front. We all know Michael was trying to look like Latoya only in white face. Just who are you supposed to be? Jennifer Aniston has talent, beauty, poise and a genuine feeling for her fans. Now, let's discuss your attributes shall we. You're arrogant, self-important, narcissistic, rude, loud, obnoxious, foul mouthed and well on the way to looking like a display window mannequin. And tell Melissa to lay off the Botox. If her lips get any bigger the Coast Guard will use her for a flotation device. Well, that's about all I have for now. I'll just wait for the next gust of foul wind to leave that putrid hole you refer to as a mouth. Did I happen to mention I'm an Aniston fan. Next-time try picking on someone who you could, at the very least, compete with and not simply criticize. You are a boring old woman who needs to needs to realize such. You're old Joan! You have that proverbial foot on the banana peel and the other over the grave. You're no spring chicken. You are, in fact, an old foul who's trying desperately to look younger than her daughter. she's your daughter not your sister. There's no one laughing with you any longer, they're laughing at you or can't you tell the difference. Ed Binkley from the Great Northwest.
Jens movie still in top five....beats beiber and tru grit... LOL..too bad haters.....
@Boyc, you're always on this site attacking jen and praising jolie, well are you aware that the person you are referring to as a "REAL legendary comedienne" once referred to jolie as stupid? And recently made a joke about her kids and not being able to go to disneyland? what about when she referred to jolie's lips as an "infected ass hole!" LOL! know one thing, Jennifer has never gone out and said anything nasty about any another woman, ever! So quit comparing her to chelsea and joan when it's a fact that she's nothing like them, she is pure class :) The only bitter one here is you
She's got one foot in the grave herself.
She's got one foot in the grave herself.
Since Aniston hangs out with trashy cable tv host Chelsea Handjob who makes a living attacking women and shouting profane insults at them - I'm sure she's perfectly fine with a REAL legendary comedienne like Rivers calling her a fugly boring SNORE. Afterall, it's the truth - and didn't Aniston just say recently that she "doesn't take herself seriously," so why are all of you bitter cows rushing to her defense? Do you think she was lying when she said that? Why's it okay for a bitter hen to attack Aniston's nemesis, but you hags get your grandma drawers in a knot when she gets insulted by a true comic??
Always knew why Joan's husband off'd himself. How could he stand living with this soulless, plastic surgery addict. She's got one foot in the grave herself.
All you people complaining about Joan calling Aniston ugly need to get a life. Joan didn't call her ugly, which I think she is, she just said she wishes Aniston would cover her face because she's tired of seeing her and thinks she's boring.
Joan rivers is an OLD HAGGGGGGG. Who is she to talk about anyones looks. Has she ever looked in a mirror. Witch. US Mag should have better things to report.
You want news? here it is: Joan rivers insults almost every woman in hollywood. Don't know why usmag chooses to publish this but never publishes all the real nasty stuff joan has said about jolie? She's like perez hilton, she'll dish out insults to anyone until she actually meets them (or until they appear on her fashionpolice show) then you'll see where her tail goes lol
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Joan says that Demi probably looks like a mummy at home when HER face has changed so much I've completely forgotten what she really looks like. And, Melissa, why don't you get your own career instead of riding on mommy's coattails? Neither one of you have any room to talk. The only thing worse than your overly-inflated egos are your butt ugly faces.
poor jennifer aniston. people have been criticizing her lately. is it coz of that she went for a haircut?
Joan Rivers has some nerve. And I don't appreciate Jennifer Aniston's talent. I see Aniston as being overrated, but Joan Rivers discussing Aniston's appearance as if to enter Aniston into the plastic surgery debate is beyond terrible. I often think Joan Rivers will be Donald Trump's distraction if Trump decides to run for President of the United States. She is that dangerous to any professional she comes in contact with. How many opportunities has she blown for no reason than her own insanity, which increases with age? Thomas Chi Author PresidentSarah.Net
I have been saying Jennifer Aniston is the most boring woman in the world for a long time!!! She's a snore.
Totally agree with Joan. I'm sick of Aniston to!
agree with Cyndi - she's hilarious - I love fashion police!!