Can we talk?
Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by UsMagazine.com's NYC offices last week, and -- surprise! -- the mother and daughter duo pulled no punches chatting about fashion, plastic surgery, scandals and A-listers.
Who are the red carpet veterans (and stars of WE reality show Joan Knows Best, now in its first season) looking forward to most at Sunday's Oscars?
"Nicole Kidman," Melissa tells Us. "She's been so hit or miss, [but] this could be her comeback fashion year."
Then there's Helena Bonham Carter, who often does her own thing, fashion-wise. Cracks Joan: "Those extensions of pubic hair [at the SAGs] -- that was just priceless."
Who's got the best plastic surgery in Hollywood? "Allegedly," Melissa says, "Demi Moore!"
"I have a feeling she looks like the Return of the Mummy at home," Joan snipes.
Joan had less-than-kind words for a certain Just Go With It actress. "I would like to take Jennifer Aniston and put her hair over her f**ing face! I'm so bored with her."
Watch the rest of this exclusive video now for Joan and Melissa's thoughts on Billy Ray Cyrus, unexpected run-ins with Nicole Richie and Leonardo DiCaprio and more!