They bettah work!

Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal and Zac Efron have taken on a pretty wide array of manly persona on film -- but are they ready to do drag?!

Ready or not, two of the most fabulous, unforgettable drag queens from this season of RuPaul's Drag Race -- Shangela and finalist Manila Luzon -- tell Us Weekly how these A-list hunks should reinvent themselves as stunning, larger-than-life female impersonators.

Kristen Stewart's intense love Pattinson, 24, would get a "tribal name from the vampire ancestry," the divas advise. Sexy single guy Gyllenhaal, meanwhile, needs to shave ("You can't be no hairy brokeback bear!") and rock a "Princess of Persia" look.

How should Kate Middleton's groom-to-be Prince William get a drag makeover? "Bridal couture!"

The season finale of RuPaul's Drag Race premieres Monday at 10/9c on Logo.

Watch the rest of this exclusive LOL video now for more drag advice for these hunky stars plus Efron (a two-piece bikini?!), Angelina Jolie's man Pitt and much more!