John Mayer is nasty!Ughh!
Thursday May 8, 2008

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Us cad John Mayer's T-shirt did all the talking during a recent Big Apple outing.
While greeting fans outside NYC hot spot Bungalow 8 on Monday, the singer, 30, wore a shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Mr. Douchebag." He crossed it out, so it read "Mr. Badass."
Earlier that day, he attended the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where he spoke out for the first time about his romance with Jennifer Aniston.
"Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control," he said. "There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"
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6.30am- Puh-leeeeeze get over it! Jen doesn't put a story out when Brangelina walks the carpet or adopts another kid.......the magazines do it! Brangelina fans just want Jen to be drooling over them so they have something to talk about. Little tip: Those three have moved on with their lives, you should try it too!!!!
I won't be suprissed he has another fake date with her again because Brangelina will be on the red carpet at Cannes festival next week.
John Mayer is probably one of the nicest people on the face of the earth, but he comes off as such a jack*ss. He seems so so so full of himself. He drives me nuts and not in the good way. I just wish he would go away!!!
All these Hollyweird people are sick. That whole story about Perez Hilton and John Mayer, makes me wanna vomit, especially about the part of Jessica Simpson, rubbing Mayer's "you know what" during the kiss. Jen can do so much better than Mayer, and she should anyways. Mayer is a scrub and obviously dates nasty chicks like Jessica Simpson, and although I'm not a big fan of Jen Aniston, she's not nasty like that, so therefore she should find herself someone that hasn't been around the block 1,000x's. He's probably been in front of the "block" and BEHIND the "block"...if ya know what I mean? Jen should find a man more her age anyways. Why did you all have to bring up the Perez Hilton and Mayer story again? That's just nasty and makes me wanna throw-up now.
Before I saw him in that 'green suspendered banana hammock' I couldn't have cared one way or another about John Mayer. Now my vision is scarred and I think he's 'Mr. Makes Me Need to VOMIT!' He's disgusting.
This was on TMZ, the TMZ guy GAVE Mayer the shirt on the street so he put it on as a joke
get a life people
4:10, hate to burst your innocent little bubble there but please, since when do men kiss other men for a joke or a dare? Do you have other examples of this with other men. Do tell, please.
He is with her right now in Miami. They are a couple. As for what the tabloids say or what Perez Hilton said. John was at a New Years party with him, Jessica Simpson and others, they were all wasted. I believe he kissed perez as a joke and some type dare. Jessica Simpson didn't mind she knew it was a joke and so did everyone else at the time. It took Perez months and months to blog about something that took place in January, WHY?? Because Perez needed to keep his name in the spotlight, that's how he makes money.
As somebody who was never a John Mayer and only noticed him because of his working relationship with Eric Clapton @ crossroads I gave him a look. Saw him in concert once, not thinking I would like him.
He was great and he is very very talented and respected by others in the industry. His concert goers were not just love struck young girls, there were many guys who love the blues and rock there.
What's wrong with Aniston hooking up with him, he makes his own money and I'm sure he is pretty loaded based on his last couple of tours and their sales. He has several grammys and gold albums and he is only 30. She won't be the spotlight in this relationship, he has his own personality and way of doing things and neither will over shadow the other.
His earning potential is way up there and will most likely continue to rise considering his talent is also on the rise.
go for it Jen, have yourself a fun, hot carefree summer fling with a younger man who seems to dig you. She is single and so is he.
As for the suntimes reporter Zweig being in the know..Please, he is as credible as what he copies from page six. This is the same guy reporting an Aniston move to Chicago and a joint purchase of a chicago estate by Vaughn and Aniston. We all know how credible that information was, they guy is based in Chicago and he couldn't get the story right.
3:17 I am an fan of Jen's and I don't deny that she may have had a date with him. I just don't think it's as serious as the tabloids make it out to be. I think Jen is single and beautiful and she can date anyone she wants. I enjoy reading the stories but that is all they really are to me is stories. You have no idea what is fake(other than her nose)and what is real.
Aniston fans are in deep denial about their girl stooping so low as to have a romance with Mayer! Ha ha ha ha. Everyone is starting to realize what type of woman she is and it's about time. If you're going to idolize someone you need to love them warts and all. Keep wearing those blinders, folks. That's one way to deal with it.
12:14, it is well-known that Jennifer Aniston has very little confidence and actually DOES read the tabs. She has said so publicly. She cares a great deal about what people are thinking of her. So, you're wrong there.
i think john kind of said it all in a round about sort
of way, didn't he? "this is not a scandal, it needs no
spin control". it sounds like he's saying he and jen aren't
even together so why is anyone still thinking that? i doubt jen
would even consider a relationship with him, knowing his history
with women (and men for that matter). i guess all the aniston
haters just want to believe it.
Whats he writing?? Is that his signature? Looks more like a doodle, or chicken scratch :) John Mayer though.. did Jen loose a bet to go out with him???
1:08 Cayenne- when did I say he was a good catch for her? I said I didn't even believe these two were an item. And no one has said yet how they know Jen personally, to know if she still wants Brad and that she is this awful person you make her out to be. I swear some of you need to grow up. If you are really adults, act like it and quit bad mouthing.
Who cares who John and Jen are sleeping with?
Three years later and Jen seems to still be pathetically trying to make Brad want her again. Move on Jen, it's time. Get some self respect. Go live a nice comfortable life that you can afford after having been so lucky as to wind up on "Friends." I'm sure what you make from syndication will allow you to still have a bigger slice of the pie than you ever deserved.
You're really not a very talented actress. Anyone could've played Rachel. That you wound up on a hit series, and married to that gorgeous man was a fluke. Be glad you had what you had.
Try taking a note from your ex and his lady, and try caring about OTHER people for once. Do something worthwhile, instead of making crappy movies and chasing after boy-toys.
Jen really knows how to pick 'em, doesn't she? This man is the biggest slvt in Hollywood! Who would touch him with a ten ft. pole? And does she not remember his comments about Angelina Jolie and how he likes to think about her when receiveing oral sex??!!!! He is ugly, untalented and just a jerk period. Jen, you can't be THAT desperate. Can you?
Sorella, ME, 11:32, 12:02, 12:04, 12:13, 12:37, 12:55, R.J. and ÇA¥ENNÊ are all right. This guy is bad news. He's transparent. Any woman would have to be desperate to date him. HELLO? Jessica Simpson???!!!
Does John Mayer swing both ways? Yes.
"He is definitely bi," Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is "struggling with his sexuality." Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
"I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going." Hilton claims Jessica Simpson — Mayer's girlfriend at the time — didn't mind. "While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch," Hilton recalled.
12:04 well said!
12:00 are you honestly saying that John is a "good catch" for Jen? Really? The guy was making out with Perez Hilton recently while his then-girlfriend watched on and was actually manually stimulating him at the same time. You can chose not to believe that but PH did pass the lie detector test so . . .
And two nights ago (at the Costume Institute Gala) when he was pressed on the Jennifer Aniston question, he only says, "I'm smart enough to know cause and effect and if I stand here and say, "Oh, yeah, yeah, - cause and effect, baby. I love my life and my situation."
WTF does that even mean? Can someone please translate for me? Thanks!
I would love to see what some of the people who post on this site look like, since they think that Jen is ugly. Some of you b!tches must be HOT.
12:55 PM Anonymous Says:
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Brad Pitt the God??? Please he is hot and handsome, but at the end of the day he still takes a sh*t and wipes his a$$ like the rest of us, he is no God. I think he could fit in the same catagory as a douchbag as well.
I just want to know where I can get that shirt. Anyone know?
He was lying to himself when he marked it out.
the douc#ebag and the "in need of a douc#e"girl-aka- jen aniston make a perfect couple. someone like him IS of her level, not brad pitt the god. douc#e and douc#eniston are both losers, desperate for attention, scandalous, and fugly. nice combo for a pinnochio-looking baby!!
He's so weird.
Yes, of course I realize it's just a joke. That wasn't my point. My point was he seems to have a lot of time on his hands! Sorry I'm not communicating very clearly:-(
Funny.


