Talk about Lost in Translation! In 2006, Scarlett Johansson revealed she'd make a CD covering the tunes of experimental folk singer Tom Waits. Sadly, the newly engaged actress' dreadful singing has neither her onscreen charisma nor Waits' soulful storytelling — plus, her words often get buried under overwrought production. Thus, classics such as "Falling Down" (her first single) and "I Don't Want to Grow Up" dissolve into mutated mush, and the one original tune, "Song for Jo," is beyond bland. Scarlett, stick with the big screen! (Atco)