Amy Schumer really, really wants Bradley Cooper to be her boyfriend. The comedienne yet again confessed her love for the Oscar-nominated actor — but this time revealed (in just one word!) the very dirty fantasy she'd like to fulfill with him during an interview with GQ magazine.
"Anal," Schumer, 34, quipped.
The Trainwreck actress has been infatuated with Cooper, 40, for quite some time. She name-dropped the Silver Linings Playbook star during her Saturday Night Live monologue last month, and has previously admitted to shouting his name at red carpet events.
"I always harass him," Schumer told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show in July. "I feel very uncomfortable talking to somebody that handsome."
She added: "He's very charismatic and stares into your eyes and asks you questions, which no man does."
Cooper may not be Schumer's only celebrity crush though. The Inside Amy Schumer star also joked with GQ about the fantasies she's had about Will Smith, President Barack Obama, Stephen Curry, Tracy Morgan, Keith Richards, and Tom Brady. (The men are a part of the magazine's 2015 Men of the Year list.) Schumer's other dream dates were relatively PG, but her Brady fantasy was by far the most detailed.
"He pulls over and takes my hand and looks in my eyes and says: 'I didn't invite [Gisele Bundchen] because I wanted to be alone with you. Yes, she is beautiful and the mother of my children, but you are smart and funny and I've been waiting to have sex with someone with a real body, a real ass, who has lots of bad angles depending on the lighting, and I want to be with you and not that supermodel who does yoga on the beach a lot,'" Schumer told GQ. "I sit silently for a few seconds. Then I get out of the car and apologize for what I have just done to the seat and I run down the highway screaming, 'I knew it!'"
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