Chelsea Handler: Jason Biggs Peed on My Face

Chelsea Handler and Jason Biggs
Chelsea Handler told Conan O'Brien that Jason Biggs peed on her face -- get the outrageous story here. Mike Windle/Getty Images; Lou Rocco/ABC via Getty Images

What a pal! Chelsea Handler sat down with Conan O'Brien on Wednesday, Oct. 15, and retold a gross story about that time when her buddy Jason Biggs peed on her face.

"There's this horrifying video on the web," O'Brien noted of actress Jenny Mollen's viral Vine from last month involving the American Pie actor and comedienne. "Jason Biggs is standing on what appears to be a dock, and there's no other way to say it…. He's urinating on you. I had to bring it up because I think we need an explanation."

The quick-witted Handler, 39, retorted: "The tone in your voice indicates that I was privy to this… I did not want to be urinated on… It did happen, and I'm still here."

Handler's explanation for Biggs' faux pas was simply, "He's got problems, okay!" The star then elaborated on exactly what led the Orange Is the New Black actor to do that in the moment.

"I got off the boat, and there's a little below deck…" she began. "So I jumped off of it and the tide was very strong so I was holding onto it because we were getting in another boat to go to the beach." Handler said she looked up and suddenly "Jason's penis was there and he was urinating on my face."


How did she react? "I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone's face, that I was laughing so hard I couldn't swim away," Handler recalled. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle."

Lucky for Biggs, Handler took the incident in stride. "Listen, I can take one for the team. If somebody needs to get urinated on, I am happy to do that," Handler reasoned. "I don't care about urine. Who gives a s—? Sorry, who cares? I was in the ocean! Do you know how many things are living in the ocean? It's like a human toilet."

She concluded, "I can deal with it, I don't have a problem with urine. There are things that are way more disgusting than that. To me it's funny that somebody can be that rude to another person. That made me really happy."

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