Set to Oasis' "Wonderwall," the video goes through photos of Jorgensen and Bowden through the years while celebs like Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Matt Damon, George Clooney and more "talk candidly" about how special the couple is. Only problem? All the A-list's stars' quotes are about a different topic or person, just spliced together and edited to look like they were indeed talking about the pair.
Some highlights include Cruise (supposedly referring to Bowden) as "beautiful…very dynamic, enormously talented" while Diaz says of Jorgensen, "He's really special. He figures out a way to make everything fun and funny."
But the most hilarious cameo of all is at the end, when Clooney appears sitting on a toilet in a bathroom.
"Sorry I couldn't be there," he says. "I'm in New Jersey shooting a film, fans outside are crazed, I'm hiding in the bathroom right now just so I can talk to you. Just wanted to say congratulations. It's a huge night for you. I'm so proud, and really wish I could be there."
All joking aside, it's clear that the happy couple, who tied the knot on Sunday, May 19 at the Botanic Garden in Brooklyn, N.Y., didn't need A-list guests to make their day any more special.
As Us Weekly exclusively reported, the actress and Jorgensen, a former frontman for New Jersey group Armor for Sleep, had a beautiful and simple DIY-spirit wedding that went off without a hitch.
"I think when you meet the right person, you just know that you want to be with them forever," she told Us. "It felt so right. I've never felt that way with someone."
The pair first dated several years go before reconnecting in 2010.
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