Goop guide to good sex! Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website, Goop, shared a list of “Not So Basic Sex Toys,” and it includes some pretty pricey and outrageously lavish items.
“Sex Toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art,” the site wrote. “Below, a few of our favorites for all scenarios.”
Among those favorites is the LELO INEZ 24-karat gold dildo, which costs $15,000 and features discreet shipping and a 10-year guarantee. Also topping the X-rated list: an Agent Provocateur whip for $535. “So pretty, you’ll be tempted to leave it out,” the site notes. If you’re really looking to spice things up, Goop recommends the $395 Kiki de Montparnasse Droplet Necklace. “A discreet vibrating necklace that turns into nipple clamps,” the description says.
For those who aren’t willing to break the bank on sex toys, there’s the Fetish Fantasy Gold Beginner’s Fantasy Kit for $37.99, which Goop calls “the light BDSM starter kit.” The gift set includes a blindfold, paddle, feather tickler and handcuffs. There’s even a free suggestion on the list — a dirty card game called Weapons of Mass Seduction that you can print out and play for no charge.
If you can’t put a price on pleasure and need all 18 Goop-approved items, it will cost a total of $17,560.79. See the rest of the raunchy list here.