Newly single Jim Carrey has a lot to say.
The actor, 48, went on a Twitter spree the week following his split from Jenny McCarthy (including weighing in on Tiger and Elin Woods' marriage) — and then denied he was "having a breakdown."
"This is no breakdown! It's a breakthrough! And if you'll just loosen these straps, I'll show you the difference!" he Twittered.
The comic wrote last Friday, "Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself." Of the golfer's wife, he wrote: "No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity…"Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason,"
On Saturday, the star clarified his comments: "I want 2 make it CLEAR that I do not condone infidelity at all, but 2 some degree the responsibility 4 it is shared by both people!"
He then added: "In any event, infidelity has never been an issue 4 me. If I tried to keep a secret like that, I would grow a tumor and devil horns!"
He couldn't help but make another funny a couple hours later: "So, you guys probably don't feel like talkin' about Sandra Bullock, right?" I'M KIDDING! JEEEZE! I'm a little on edge.Cut me some slack!"
"My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little," he noted later.
Carrey and McCarthy, 37, announced their breakup on April 5; they dated for five years. "I wish her the very best!" Carrey said.
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