–Stay-at-home dad to 10-month-old twins Charlie and Dolly Jerry O'Connell can soon add author to his resume. According to reports, he'll pen a memoir about fatherhood, called Cry, Feed, (Make Love to Wife), Burp. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
–Gee, wonder which Idol's album Katy Perry will buy first? Months after donning a cape with Adam Lambert's name outlined in rhinestones on the back during an American Idol appearance, Perry took him as her date to Tuesday's This Is It premiere in L.A.[Just Jared]
–What would Daddy Cyrus say? According to a new online poll, 16-year-old Miley Cyrus is the worst celeb influence of 2009, earning 42% of the public vote on AOL'S JSYK.com. Cyrus beat out Britney Spears and Kanye West for top honors. [Perez Hilton]
–Members of the Catholic Church are demanding Curb Your Enthusiasm comic Larry David issue an apology after Sunday's episode of his HBO sitcom depicted his character urinating on a painting of Jesus Christ. The cable net defends the scene, calling it "playful." [Fox News]
–Ten days after being pulled over with a reported 0.09 blood alcohol level, Hills star Stephanie Pratt was formally charged for driving under the influence. The 23-year-old promises to take "full responsibility" for the incident. [Wonderwall]
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