–What would Suri say? Tom Cruise's Risky Business costar Bronson Pinchot, who rose to fame as a goofball foreigner on Perfect Strangers, says the actor is the "biggest bore" — even in his younger days. [PopEater]
–Jurors in the John Travolta extortion case began deliberations Wednesday in the Bahamas to decide the fate of the two men accused of blackmailing the actor following the January death of his son, Jett. [OMG]
–Thanks, Dad! Amy Winehouse's father, Mitch, has admitted his daughter's boobs are fake — and that he's glad he didn't have to pay for them! When questioned about the pair's $56,000 pricetag, the father replied "I don't know. I didn't have to pay for it — that's all I know." [Perez Hilton]
–CW's freshman series, Vampire Diaries, is taking a bite out of primetime, earning a full season pickup, according to network reports Wednesday. Also given an additional five episode order is the reboot of Melrose Place, featuring a dark Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. [Just Jared]
–Ten years after undergoing stomach stapling surgery, singer/songwriter Carnie Wilson is attempting to shed 50 pounds she gained back on national TV, as part of a new GSN series, Carnie Wilson: Unstapled. [Huffington Post]
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