‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Recap: Tyga Wants to Marry Kylie Jenner, Khloe Kardashian Is Ready for Kids

Is it weird if you introduce the father of your sister's children as your "future baby daddy"? Khloé Kardashian doesn't think so! For the Wednesday, January 27, episode of FYI's Kocktails With Khloé, the aspiring queen of late-night gathered together an impressive gang that included bestie Malika Haqq (Dash Dolls), YouTube sensation Jenna Marbles, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills star Morgan Stewart, rapper (and Kylie Jenner's boyfriend) Tyga and the aforementioned Scott Disick, who has three kids with Khloé's oldest sister, Kourtney Kardashian.

Khloé tried to explain why she called Scott her future baby daddy (which somehow related to a rumor they were sleeping together), but he wasn't really listening and, frankly, seemed a little weirded out. "In my head, it's like we've already f–ked. It's good," Khloé joked. Scott didn't say much to that.

Morgan Stewart Busy With Wedding Planning, Hasn't Talked to Roxy

Right out of the gate, Khloé asked Morgan, who was flashing her gigantic engagement ring, how wedding planning was going. To her credit, Morgan readily admitted she had turned into a complete bridezilla — though she claimed her fiancé, Brendan Fitzpatrick, has been stressing out as well. "He pretended he didn't want to be involved, and now he's like, 'But I don't think those flowers go,' and I'm like, 'You weren't supposed to be talking for the first six months of this!'" she laughed.

Asked if ex-BFF Roxy Sowlaty was going, Morgan was less lighthearted. "We have not spoken at all for eight months," she admitted. "I'm picking bridal parties, and it's just weird." Khloé suggested Morgan reach out to have a talk with Roxy before deciding whether to include her in the bridal party or even whether to invite her at all. As she sipped her drink, Morgan gave a lukewarm nod but didn't really seem all that convinced.

Tyga and Scott Play 'F–k, Marry, Kill' With Kim, Khloé and Kourtney

Khloé continued her theme of keeping it all in the family by forcing the boys to play a round of "F–k, Marry, Kill" with Kim Kardashian, Kourtney and herself. Because Scott and Tyga seemed to be basically up for anything, they humored her.

"I'll probably marry Khloé, probably f–k Kim, probably kill Kourtney," Tyga said before draping his arm around BFF Scott to show there were no hard feelings.

Scott, who split from Kourtney in July, thought for a minute but then told the host, "If I really had to: bang you, kill Kim for sure and marry my girl." Khloé seemed pleased that he'd chosen her to bang, pointing out how quickly he decided. Scott clarified he chose that option because he "couldn't deal with her forever." The feeling is probably mutual, Lord Disick.

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Tyga Wants to Marry Kylie

As the game wrapped, Malika asked Tyga if he really wanted to marry Khloé's youngest sibling, Kylie.

"Yeah, y'all know that," the 26-year-old rapper said without so much as lifting his head off the sofa. Apparently, this is common knowledge now.

Khloé didn't say anything in response, but there was a moment of semi-silence while everyone took that in.

Scott Working on Calming Down … By Going to Strip Clubs in Vegas

Scott, who completed a rehab stint in November, did take the opportunity of being in a friendly environment on TV to try to put a positive spin on his current situation.

"A lot of people think that I only care about money and cars and don't realize it's more about insecurities and how much I care about my friends and my family," he began. "But at the end of the day everybody's saying, 'Focus on work. Focus on work. Make more money.' I have money. The more money I have, the less happy I am. The only thing I'm trying to focus on is calming down and focusing on the kids and just trying to be a good dad."

About two seconds later, he admitted that he'd recently hung out at a strip club in Las Vegas with Tyga, where the rapper had been hosting a party. It was unclear whether that was part of Scott's efforts to calm down or to be a good dad.

Khloé Wants Kids and a Husband in Two Years (Well, Kinda)

At some point between downing oysters and looking at photographs of penises dressed up in costumes, Khloé was asked if she wanted kids in the next two years. (For what it's worth, both Tyga and Scott fell all over themselves insisting what a great mom she would be.)

"I do think I would be a great mother, but do I think: '[In] two years, would I have a kid?' That's pretty close," Khloé reasoned. "Two years flies by. So, did I want kids five years ago? For sure. It just didn't happen that way. Do I want kids in two years? Yeah, but I want the family. I don't just want to have a kid. I want a husband. I want my whole family, so I don’t think that's all going to happen in two years." She paused before adding a reference to her quickie marriage to estranged husband Lamar Odom: "Though I did get married once in 30 days, so you never know!"

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Kocktails With Khloé airs on FYI on Wednesdays at 10 p.m. EST.

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