We see drama in your future! Famously Single‘s Tuesday, July 26, episode started off with Jessica White reading Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio’s “cards.” The tarot-style activity revealed, according to supermodel Jessica, that there may be another woman in his life besides Aubrey O’Day.
Pauly D Says There Are “Red Flags” With Aubrey
When Aubrey started to get jealous about the card prediction, Pauly got uncomfortable and told the camera, “I can’t have another jealous woman. My past relationships have ended because there was a jealous woman.” The Jersey Shore alum continued, “How many more red flags can there be?” This can’t be a good sign for the future of Aubly D (our amazing celeb couple nickname for them).
Pauly D Admits He’s Falling for Aubrey
Aubrey then told Dr. Darcy Sterling in a one-on-one session about her frustrations with her brand new boo. The Danity Kane singer said, “He told me he was falling for me at the club, but when we got back to the house, he wouldn’t admit that.” Considering we never saw footage of him saying that to her at the club, it might be likely that he was avoiding saying it when the cameras were on him — but therapist Sterling avoided breaking that fourth wall in this session.
Somaya Doesn’t Want Jessica to Date Willis
Next, we followed Jessica as she vented to her hookup buddy Somaya Reece. When talking about Willis McGahee’s feelings for Jessica, the Love & Hip Hop star said, “It’s not gonna work.” Hmm, considering Somaya hooked up with Jessica in a bathtub the night before, is she really in the best position to be giving Jessica dating advice?
Jessica Admits to Thinking About Willis While Masturbating!
Despite Somaya’s efforts to squash Jessica’s feelings for Willis, Jessica persisted to flirt with the former NFL running back, and even said to him, “I masturbated this morning. … I thought about you.” This sexually liberated free spirit is unstoppable!
Brandi and Calum Best Are Running Out of Steam
In Brandi Glanville and Calum Best news … the couple that isn’t a couple went for a hike. The two of them (who, like Aubrey and Pauly, have yet to consummate) then shared a picnic while overlooking Los Angeles. A defeated Brandi said in a confessional, “He’s not right for me. He has demons that none of us can fix. … I have very similar issues.” Seems like this may be the end of the road for the couple that never was.
Pauly D Opens Up About Not Wanting to Have Sex With Aubrey
Speaking of abstinence, Pauly and Aubrey got into a bit of a tiff about the fact that they have yet to sleep together. Pauly admitted, “I know if I have sex with her, I’m gonna think about it differently — the whole situation — and I’m not gonna do that.” The acclaimed DJ continued, “I think she’s moving a little too fast.”
Pauly D Does Not Want to Be Aubrey’s “Boyfriend”
During Aubrey and Pauly’s non-couple counseling session, they butted heads about labels. Aubrey wanted to define their relationship immediately, while Pauly insisted on taking it slow for the time being, saying, “I don’t know if we can label it like that. That’s too fast for me.” He later said, “I wanna see how you’re gonna act outside of the home.”
Aubrey insisted that she wants to be saved, like a princess in a fairy tale. When Dr. Sterling told her that starting a relationship with demands like that is unreasonable, Pauly agreed. The DJ smoothed things over with a Donkey Kong reference, saying, “The princess gets saved in the end.” They concluded that they would not use labels to define their relationship for the time being.
Tell Us: Will Aubrey and Pauly ever do the deed? Also, is Josh Murray (who hardly said a word throughout the entire episode) still on this show??
Famously Single airs on E! Tuesdays at 10 p.m. ET.
